iamfim.com — the sentence on the sticker
An underwriter cannot price what two experts can argue about.
Forty seconds, on your own machine, nothing uploaded and nothing to sign up for. It reads a commit, walks it against a declaration sealed before the work ran, and prints a coordinate and a sigma. Run it twice on the same commit; the coordinate comes back the same, because the verdict is a pure function of the commit and no model sits in its path.
npx -y thetacog-mcp@latest attest-demoThe repository is open and stays open: github.com/wiber/thetacog-mcp. Open source is why you can check us. It is not the product — the building code is free to read, and the inspection stamp is not.
Insurance needs a countable event: fortuitous, bounded, and pooled across enough similar units to be credible. A countable event needs a boundary that is not a matter of opinion. Where the boundary is arguable, there is no number to attach a premium to — so if it is debatable, it is not insurable, and the risk simply goes unwritten. That is not a rule anyone here invented; it is the condition every line of business already runs on.
Now hold your agent stack against it. Your agents are writing to production right now. Your logs record that it happened. Nothing you hold records whether it was allowed — because the log is an emission from inside the same process whose conduct is in question, and an account produced by a process cannot contain what that process displaced. Put two competent experts in a room with your logs after an incident and they will argue, in good faith, for as long as you pay them. That argument is the uninsurable part. Not the agent. The argument.
The move is the one insurance has always made, and it is deliberately unambitious: nobody claims a policy stops a fire. Underwriting made fire a number. We make no claim about whether your agents behave — that question is undecidable and we say so on every receipt. We claim the deviation from what you declared is detected, placed, priced and dispatched, which is checkable, and which the sentence above says is the whole prerequisite.
You build the agents. Run the gate free, see what a receipt actually contains, then decide whose budget this is — yours, or the one upstairs.
The builder’s door →You signed for the fleet. The standard is not ours and predates every vendor in this market — and you do not need the agent stopped, you need to be able to prove you could have checked.
The director’s door →The entry point
Installing and running the gate is free and stays free — that is the lighthouse. Paying is what makes a run count. One licence per agent you run under US Patent App. 19/637,714, billed annually, metered like a lease: 365 days or 10,000 attestations, whichever comes first. This repository burns about 56 attestations a day, so a hard-working agent runs through roughly two agent-years in a calendar year. We publish that number because ours is the only fleet we can honestly measure.
npx -y thetacog-mcp@latest attest-demo — the same one on the sticker, and the reason nobody has to be sold anything to check the claim.At fleet scale the entry is the Governance Harness rather than a handful of units — a five-agent trial proves nothing about a five-thousand-agent fleet, and we would rather say that now than six months in. The $20 unit is how a builder starts and how a fleet scales out; it is not a pilot.
Raw ingredients, not a conclusion. They are all checkable without us.
What this page claims, and what it does not. WHERE a run landed against a declaration sealed before it ran is provable and re-runnable — recompute any verdict yourself with the command above. WHETHER the work was bug-free is undecidable (Rice), and we do not claim it. We are not an insurer, we bear no risk, we underwrite nothing, and a licence does not make anyone insurable — whether a carrier writes against this record is that carrier’s decision and none of our business. What is sold is the record.